Defense Lawyer Shouts 'Not Guilty' in Closing, Gives Prosecutors a Chicken Salad Sandwich

via ABA Journal:

Alabama justice.

Domestic Defendant Freed on Orders to Undergo Counseling, Take His Wife to Red Lobster

via the ABA Journal:

Domestic Defendant Freed on Orders to Undergo Counseling, Take His Wife to Red Lobster: A Florida man charged in a domestic incident was freed without bond on orders that he undergo marriage counseling with his wife and treat her to a night out at Red Lobster and the bowling alley.

All she needs is a little love and lobster. I can relate. The bowling alley requirement ensures that this is a sentence that could only be handed down in Florida. Stay classy, Ft. Lauderdale!

Car chase ends with the SUV atop a man in bed

Car chase ends with the SUV atop a man in bed

"The newspaper says he 'appeared to be in good spirits,' although suffering from second and third-degree burns to his buttocks."

Android ads get parodied

From androidandme.com, what everyone thinks when they see someone else with a new tablet:

Android ads get parodied:

Maybe you already saw the Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1 parody on reddit, but did you check out the new Asus Transformer one yet? Videos after the break.