Domestic Defendant Freed on Orders to Undergo Counseling, Take His Wife to Red Lobster

via the ABA Journal:

Domestic Defendant Freed on Orders to Undergo Counseling, Take His Wife to Red Lobster: A Florida man charged in a domestic incident was freed without bond on orders that he undergo marriage counseling with his wife and treat her to a night out at Red Lobster and the bowling alley.

All she needs is a little love and lobster. I can relate. The bowling alley requirement ensures that this is a sentence that could only be handed down in Florida. Stay classy, Ft. Lauderdale!